I was given a small pot with a single sad leaf to try and rescue. I was told it was an African violet. It was repotted and I gave it some fertilizer and it started producing this giant leggy looking leaves. Is this normal? A mutant? It doesn’t look like any violet I’ve seen....
Full disclosure: I’ve seen a similar joke before, but I didn’t find it after a few minutes looking so I re-made it. So zombie OC? Prompted by watching this video about the founding of the Astra Militarum.
Mindwipe, servitor-ed, or BLAM. I personally like the idea I read a while ago that the Inquisition says, “Everyone died - discussion’s over”, then takes the survivors and makes them Inquisitorial troops (after screening). So they’re not dead, they’re just serving on a farm upstate.